themadtwatter:

"Does he look like a bitch?"

themadtwatter:

"Does he look like a bitch?"

(via kevhatesyou)

"I didn’t know Apple made a flip phone!"
"They don’t."
"Oh! …oh…"
"*sob*"

"I didn’t know Apple made a flip phone!"

"They don’t."

"Oh! …oh…"

"*sob*"

(via faceless-voice)

asker

Anonymous asked: Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?

swanjolras:

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make


Isn’t there another word for those?*shot*

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

Isn’t there another word for those?*shot*

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thepunk-rock-beatle:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

How do you know

When has Tumblr ever supported beastiality that didn’t involve a fandom?

(via odair-you-to-eat-a-sugar-cube)

fuckyeadaria:

@ Valeria Lavrova 

"I’m not the ‘Misery Chick’! I’m just not like them!"

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

wtf is going on

Orphan Blonde

(via lady-cheshire)

szajnie:

**Reading a fanfic summary that sounds like a hella good plot**

**Giddily noticing that it has your OTP!!**

**Open and start reading…**

**Writing is crap…**

**Cry**

  • Well-written.
  • Good plot.
  • Popular.
Pick two.

(via tonomurabix)

"Well one of us is going to have to change."

"Well one of us is going to have to change."

(via fats)

Best.
Christmas.
Ever.

Best.

Christmas.

Ever.

(via kevhatesyou)