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imadamselimindistress:

I was about to go to bed but then Smooth Criminal came on.

So you ran into the bedroom, and you were struck down?

tastefullyoffensive:

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Welcome to where time stands still

tastefullyoffensive:

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Welcome to where time stands still

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With proper rest and medication, he could get that down to e.

(via peaceanddoubts)

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(via emmaswanned)

englishchaprap:

mechcanuck:


An abandoned Atlanta school’s bathroom is slowly reclaimed by ivy and kudzu.

Pfft… my bathroom looks just like this, but somehow that makes me a slob. 
Fucking tumblr elitists. 

:’v someone make this into an SCP.

englishchaprap:

mechcanuck:

An abandoned Atlanta school’s bathroom is slowly reclaimed by ivy and kudzu.

Pfft… my bathroom looks just like this, but somehow that makes me a slob. 

Fucking tumblr elitists. 

:’v someone make this into an SCP.

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jawnn-locked:

neoquestll:

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

image

Krobo did it first.

(via everything-is-true)

asker

misskhaleesi asked: But Slim! What if you win, wouldn't it be weird?!

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first. 

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well I do- so fuck him and fuck you toooo~

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

What would Popeye think?

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