"Because Nobody Is Above Being Mocked(TM)"
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
I’m sorry, but I can’t think of Monopoly anymore without thinking of that Dane Cook Bit.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
I read that seven times and still didn’t get it. But the 8th*shot*