Biting Wit With a Side of Sarcasm, Inc.
"Because Nobody Is Above Being Mocked(TM)"
I was about to go to bed but then Smooth Criminal came on.
So you ran into the bedroom, and you were struck down?
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Welcome to where time stands still](http://25.media.tumblr.com/24e78971dbaad87ee5566188ea4c69d7/tumblr_mmyskfV4EX1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
With proper rest and medication, he could get that down to e.
(via peaceanddoubts)

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.

(via emmaswanned)
An abandoned Atlanta school’s bathroom is slowly reclaimed by ivy and kudzu.
Pfft… my bathroom looks just like this, but somehow that makes me a slob.
Fucking tumblr elitists.
:’v someone make this into an SCP.
(via absoluteblue)
misskhaleesi asked: But Slim! What if you win, wouldn't it be weird?!
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first.
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well I do- so fuck him and fuck you toooo~
Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.


