"Because Nobody Is Above Being Mocked(TM)"
I was about to go to bed but then Smooth Criminal came on.
So you ran into the bedroom, and you were struck down?
misskhaleesi asked: But Slim! What if you win, wouldn't it be weird?!
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first.
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well I do- so fuck him and fuck you toooo~
Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.