relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone


Oh, good. It’s the non-racist version.

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

Oh, good. It’s the non-racist version.

(via faceless-voice)

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

I’m sorry, but I can’t think of Monopoly anymore without thinking of that Dane Cook Bit.

(via kissmytwerkingass)

Is your cat a Nazi? Next Maury.

Is your cat a Nazi? Next Maury.

(via steffyanie)

thisapril:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green


Not all leaves are green.

Someone did their homework

thisapril:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Not all leaves are green.

Someone did their homework

To quote Rocky from the Bugs Bunny cartoons: “Shut up shuttin’ up.”

(via kevhatesyou)

sebuckianstan:

Just a friendly reminder for all fans of The Winter Soldier. This hoodie is available here until April 26th.


Bucky in the Shadows

sebuckianstan:

Just a friendly reminder for all fans of The Winter Soldier. This hoodie is available here until April 26th.

Bucky in the Shadows

(via jaegertechnology)

jennaa224:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

I know the feeling!

I’m no doctor, but if it’s spraying like that from just shaving, I’d seriously have your blood pressure checked.

georgetakei:

#EarthDay

(Credit: http://ift.tt/1iFH2J1) http://ift.tt/1txlzXq

Admission: $1.50

georgetakei:

#EarthDay

(Credit: http://ift.tt/1iFH2J1) http://ift.tt/1txlzXq

Admission: $1.50

(via vulvanity)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

I read that seven times and still didn’t get it. But the 8th*shot*

(via gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey)

[Se] Watchin the booty like
[Sh] I love how her eyes go from “Yeah, sure, whatever” to “Mother of God, what am I seeing?” to “I want one!”

[Se] Watchin the booty like

[Sh] I love how her eyes go from “Yeah, sure, whatever” to “Mother of God, what am I seeing?” to “I want one!”

(via gracefulatfalling)